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Better Penis Enlargement Messages
Spammers have written some pretty hilarious penis enlargement pills spam messages in hopes to trick guys with horizontal envy to buy their product. Now's your chance to write your own. If you were writing a penis enlargement ad, what would you write?
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 | Size matters. Put your money where her mouth is by purchasing [product name]. Warning: [product name] has been known to be a choking hazard among hot women between the ages of 18 and 34. |
 | They say man has evolved quicker than other species because they learned how to stand on two legs. Why stand on two legs, when you can stand on three? |
 | Your girlfriend tired of eating rice every night? Sounds like she needs a gag order. Move over bacon, here comes something meatier. Stop flossing her teeth and give her something to choke on. |
| Life getting you down? Your mrs yawning as you do the dirty? No longer will that be a problem with the all in one enlargonator. This super fast super easy enlargement tool will stop her yawning and start her screaming. Warning: Product may cause vaginal tearing. Keep out of reach of children. | |
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