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Penis Enlargement SPAM
| Penis size is no laughing matter, but penis enlargement spam is. Most spam is absolutely annoying, but the stuff the penis enlargement spammers write can be quite commical. We've been saving every hilarious penis enlargement spam message we've received for the past three years to share with you (and save you hundreds of hours reading your spam box). |
Check out the funniest penis enlargement spam messages we've received: (then write your own here)
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 | Why be mediocre when you can have a huge lovestick for her to grab. Be the master of the universe, with a huge broadsword in your pants? |
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 | Great opportunity to give her a real pleasure. Chicks always smiled at me and even blokes did in the public john! Well, now I whoop at them, because I took Megadik for 3 months and now my prick is quite best than usual. |
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 | Rooster-challenged guys are welcome! Buck up, your troubles caused by small dimension will soon be over! (poweleama.com) |
Think you can write funnier penis enlargement ads then the spammers? Let's see you do it.
michaelbeezner |
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i have small penis would u like womens small
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| Anonymous | I need more spam | 0 | Sep 14 2008, 12:22 AM EDT by Anonymous | ||
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My email is grawp@live.com. thanks
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