Better Penis Enlargement Messages

Anonymous — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:05:33 CDT

Spammers have written some pretty hilarious penis enlargement pills spam messages in hopes to trick guys with horizontal envy to buy their product. Now's your chance to write your own. If you were writing a penis enlargement ad, what would you write?

Just click easy edit above and add your message.

	Size matters. Put your money where her mouth is by purchasing [product name]. Warning: [product name] has been known to be a choking hazard among hot women between the ages of 18 and 34.
	They say man has evolved quicker than other species because they learned how to stand on two legs. Why stand on two legs, when you can stand on three?
	Your girlfriend tired of eating rice every night? Sounds like she needs a gag order. Move over bacon, here comes something meatier. Stop flossing her teeth and give her something to choke on.
	Life getting you down? Your mrs yawning as you do the dirty? No longer will that be a problem with the all in one enlargonator. This super fast super easy enlargement tool will stop her yawning and start her screaming. Warning: Product may cause vaginal tearing. Keep out of reach of children.

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michaelbeezner — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:28:59 CDT

Penis size is no laughing matter, but penis enlargement spam is.

Most spam is absolutely annoying, but the stuff the penis enlargement spammers write can be quite commical. We've been saving every hilarious penis enlargement spam message we've received for the past three years to share with you (and save you hundreds of hours reading your spam box).

Check out the funniest penis enlargement spam messages we've received: (then write your own here)

	I would love you to hump me. Giant size your manhood now and search for virgin pastures to deflower. (posaitlo.com)
	Set your wife on fire. You'll attract all manner of women when you change what's below your belly! (vollkr.com)
	Give her the best experience ever. Pick and pop more cherries with a tougher and more ferocious stinging boner. (bueatomi.com)
	Make your wife more passionate. Be sure she will like to get penetrated harder and deeper with your new massive tool! Don't be afraid to improve your life at your own will! (benitira.com)
	Jam in right through. Give me that ass, slap it right and left with your mighty smacker rod. (poweiaiue.com)
	Penis theft panic hits city. Be a better lover by strengthening your manhood for the good of womankind. (miseantin.com)
	Pictures of a superhuman. Elongate the trouser snake into the monster python you've always deserved (yuitmes.com)
	Become a perfect lover. It's a prodigious means of your becoming really well hung, dude! If your competence in love is truly important for you, don't ignore this offer! (owreho.com)
	Breathe a new life into your love organ. Can't you cope with a problem of its small dimension? We know what to do! Achieve major gains in length with our recommended solution! (oirehea.com)
	Time for your second puberty phase. Be stronger, be harder, be longer - herbal express (aupiani.com)
	Remember, with our guarantee, if your lovemaker doesn't get larger, you get your money back. (hotairtime.com)
	Get yourself an immense love gun! You won't have to put a sock in your trunks on a beach, when you try this amazing formula! Engage yourself in changing your life for better!
	Bang her inside out. Give your girl sleepless nights every night because all you do is shag (byeeati.com)
	More meat is what you need. Let more blood flow into your tool and make it grow bigger!
	When man goes along the street and something big sticks out of his jeans, women unintentionally stare...If you are completely satisfied with your penis you should stop using VPXL Pills (frillones.com)
	Say bye to back luck in XXX life! Helping porn studios since 1970s! (redhothome.com)
	Juicy wieners get the dates. Your longer tool will please her every night (www.esawue.com)
	Vixens confess, that thin and not so long pen!ses in no way are able to please them! They just don't stimulate the vaginal nerve endings effectively! Luckily, due to MegaDik any pen!s can now grow to a super size!
	Jessica Biel topless pics. A tough and hard pen\|s is a sure way into a lady's heart and pussi. (peuiwaop.com)
	A great baby-maker is much better than small one.Lengthen Your dummy Width (Girth) By up to 20%. (www.majoramazes.com)
	Try new mode of cucumber e.n.largeme.n.t. Girth and length is absolutely assured with this. (beutynebees.com)
	Life will never be the same again. Drill your hot rod deeper into her (beugoaso.com)
	Bring out the T-rex in you. Increase in length by 3 inches or more in 4 months (aweereap.com)
	Hear your lassie cry out with happiness, as you penetrate her harder and more deeply! See your tool swell in length and width immensely! (owreho.com)
	Be real long and hard. She screamed in excitement when i revealed my new found digg to her 6 months later. (bueahbue.com)
	Get some bonus centimeters. Don't you want to spend your life suffering from your moderate love luger?Start enjoying your intimate relations to your heart's content! (muaofme.com)
	Smack it hard with a large dong. Make her reach climactic pleasure every night (poeiaing.com)
	Attract more hot women. We would like to introduce you a great new invention for your love muscle's enlargement! Natural growth is guaranteed by the purity of ingredients! (pligena.com)
	Doctor endorsed enlargement formula. After I gained more than 20 percent in thickness, my girl feels me so tightly in her she says she feels like a virgin all over again (dotilapric.com)
	He person was a good dancer. Women eat their heart out when they see my crazy sized huge brother in my pants! (caltrapar.com)
	Why be mediocre when you can have a huge lovestick for her to grab. Be the master of the universe, with a huge broadsword in your pants?
	Women are attracted to giants. Touch her deepest feelings with your new big instrument! In any case, you have nothing to lose! Try it now! (byuuear.com)
	Great opportunity to give her a real pleasure. Chicks always smiled at me and even blokes did in the public john! Well, now I whoop at them, because I took Megadik for 3 months and now my prick is quite best than usual.
	Fly her to orgasmic wonderland.All your troubles will be solved today (bueriaue.com)
	Rooster-challenged guys are welcome! Buck up, your troubles caused by small dimension will soon be over! (poweleama.com)

Think you can write funnier penis enlargement ads then the spammers? Let's see you do it.

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michaelbeezner — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:45:41 CDT

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	Gucci Shoes boast the refined aesthetics of Italian finesse fused with English nobility. Fit, function and form are designed to meet the standards of master Tuscan craftsmanship.
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dustpaint — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:40:57 CDT

Hate Spam? So do we. But every once in a while, something hilarious makes it through the filters.

If you find funny spams, be sure to share them on this site (but please don't spam the site).

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michaelbeezner — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:20:54 CDT

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